This is our theme

I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath

When I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants

I want to own them

But can you even dance in those pants?

"Watch me, woman!"

They made him move like a vessel of shimmy

All sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty

I need to get some!

Put my body in them!

Then I will rule the land!

5, 6, 7, 8

Is that an Angel Baby?

No! That's his dance moves!

Yes!

Watch my lady honey grooves!

Feed me lots of Jamba Juice!

Call me lady tiger, but I never eat my young

No, no, no

My legs in those pants, a dream!

When I would move, I'd scream:

Watch out for my body rolls!

Watch out for my body rolls!

High kicks!

High kicks!

This is how we do it!

Yes!

Watch out for my body rolls!

Watch out for my body rolls!

High kicks!

High kicks!

This is how we do it!

Yes!

I begged that boy to make me some

Gotta dance like that where I come from

Grab a partner, form a line

Cut and stitch and make 'em shine

Work that elastic, it's looking fantastic

P-p-please stitch 'em pretty 'cause my body can't handle that

It's just the power of the lycra

Tickles my tigra

Let me get inside of them and stretch, stretch, stretch!

And tell yourself you're a vessel of shimmy

And activate your dance floor kitty

When I place my legs in a cage of spandex

I dance like hell to release the madness

Watch my feet pound holes in plywood

Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods

Watch out for my body rolls!

Watch out for my body rolls!

High kicks!

High kicks!

This is how we do it!

Watch out for my body rolls!

Watch out for my body rolls!

High kicks!

High kicks!

This is how we do it!

'Twas the last stitch on the final seam

He placed onto me, my leg hairs quivered and screamed

I know I needed them more than ever

But then he looked at my legs and said, "Never!"

I was already wearing tight pants

I just did not activate them!

Wow!

(body)

Body roll, body roll

High kick, high kick

(roll)

This is how we do it

Watch yourself

Break it down, break it down

(body)

Body roll, body roll

High kick, high kick

(roll)

Activate

Engage

I'm a dance floor tiger lady

Pumping everything she has

Touching every single lad

Rubbing every lady gland

Work that dance floor

They may vote you mayor jazz

One day have a plaque that says:

"She wore the tightest of pants"

Watch out for my body rolls!

Watch out for my body rolls!

High kicks!

High kicks!

This is how we do it!

Watch out for my body rolls!

Watch out for my body rolls!

High kicks!

High kicks!

This is how we do it!